I walk in my front door today after grabbing something from my neighbors' house. All was quiet.
"Luke!! What are you doing?"
A raspy voice answers. "Im goin poo. Is dat a good idea mommy?"
"Well yes, it is."
A few sounds later..."ha, ha, mommy did you hear dat tootie-toot-tootie?"
"UHHHH, GRRRRR, MMMMMM. Mommy was dat loud?"
"Oh, mommy! What dat smell?"
"Probley your poop."
"Ready to be wiped?"
"I got two big ones, wait THREE! Brown with white!"
Why dont two year olds act like the rest of us and want to be private? Anyone else having these daily conversations?